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The other day I mentioned to my friend, the mysterious and elusive writer, Fyre Gal'XE, that I was on a bit of a nostalgia kick and stated re-reading some old Weiss Kreuz fic. Then, just in time for Valentine's Day, she surprised me with this little gem which I'm posting here for everyone to enjoy.
So without further ado, I present:
My Psychic Valentine
by Fyre Gal'XE
It was Valentine's day and in Schwarz's expensive fancy opulent high-rize apartment in Tokyo Schuldich was starting to get worried because Crawford wasn't home yet and the firey-headed German with bright emertald eyes had plans to surprise him for the day. Farfarello was laughing psychotically because he was playing with a blender and putting in candy hearts with ketchhup and it looked like hearts being mushed up[ with blood and was gross.
"hay Farfie," said the usually-smirking-but-not-now-because-he-was-worried German, "Do you think maybe Brad got lost or got in a fight with those Weiss kittens? He's late."
Farfarello laughed more and exclaimed "He will hurt God if he kills people on the way back"
Schuldich pretended he wasn't worried about the tyought of the tall and handsome American getting in a fight even though he really was. He wanted to ask Nagi if the clairvoyant who wore cream colored suits had called him or anything, but he new Nagi was busy because he went on a date with Omi to Disneyland for valentines day and he didn't want to interrupt them even though he pretended like he would.
Just then the door opend and Schuldich's bioluminescent green gaze focus on the honey-touched coffee gaze thbat came from the doorway.
"Bradly!!!" the sadistic telapath German exclaimed loudly.
"Schu, I am back" the glasses-wearing AMerican said. I had to stop on the way because I FORSAW that you had a Vallentine's surprise for me, but I didn't have one for you yet so I had to get one for you."
Schuldich gazed deep into Crawford's mind and SAW that the raven-haired future seer had stopped at the Weiss flower shop and bought flowers and the white assassins hadn't attacked because it was a special holiday and a time for peace. Then the ma with the glinting glasses gave a big boquet of red roses to his faavorite mind reader
"Bradly, there really pretty but you already know what I'm giving you now..." he trailed off, trying not to look as sad as he felt.
A gaze from orbs the color of carefully polished antique furnature caught his own liquid emerald gaze.
"My gift did not show me what you were giving me Schuschu, just that it would be something very precious." explained the future-gazing assassin.
Schuldich smiled then and it was a true smile and not his usual evil smirk. He grabbed Crawford's smooth, perfectly manicured hands with his own delicate, pale hands and pulled him back to the bedroom they shared because he wanted privacy and Farfarello was still bleding candy hearts with ketchup and cackling psychoticly.
After he had shut the door the Schwarz assassin with flame colored hair kissed his American leader passionately and they kissed until they were both out of breath and then Schuldich pulled away and said "Bradly, ever since you found my on the streets when I was a heroin addicted prostitute I knew you were the one for me and I wanted to give you all of myself"
"Schu..........." Crawford said, his milk chocolate with almond colored eyes gazed softly into the other assassins orbs the color of the jungle in spring.
Schuldich spoke again in a voice full of love as he combed his long delicate fingers in Crawford's perfect sorft raven hair. "I asked Nagi to help me, and he used his telekinetic powers on me to build some of my internal organs into a womb."
The glasses wearing plotter gasped in shock and surprise.
"Yes, Bradly," said the telepath also known as Mastermind, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to give you a child."
Crawford smiled and his eyes were glistening with unshed joyful tears. "Schuschu" he said, "That is the most wonderful gift you could ever give me. Let's create our child right now."
And the tall American pulled the jade-eyed German gently over to the bed and pushed him down. Then they both undressed slowly while kissing.
The two Schwarz assassins tenderly made love for many hours until they both came at the same time, gasping eachothers' names.
"Bradly," Said Schuldich in joyful wonder, I can sense a new life growing inside of me now!"
"Our child will surely be beautiful and talented" said Crawford, and then they went to sleep in eachothers' arms and dreamed of the family they would raise lovingly.
Author's notes: this is unbetaed because my muse would be crushed if people tried to stifle my art with too much worrying about grammar. I thoug about writing a Sch/Farfie fic, but I though that might get too out of character. If I get more than 20 reviews, I might write the sequel or maybe the Omi/Nagi side of the story. No flames :(
So without further ado, I present:
My Psychic Valentine
by Fyre Gal'XE
It was Valentine's day and in Schwarz's expensive fancy opulent high-rize apartment in Tokyo Schuldich was starting to get worried because Crawford wasn't home yet and the firey-headed German with bright emertald eyes had plans to surprise him for the day. Farfarello was laughing psychotically because he was playing with a blender and putting in candy hearts with ketchhup and it looked like hearts being mushed up[ with blood and was gross.
"hay Farfie," said the usually-smirking-but-not-now-because-he-was-worried German, "Do you think maybe Brad got lost or got in a fight with those Weiss kittens? He's late."
Farfarello laughed more and exclaimed "He will hurt God if he kills people on the way back"
Schuldich pretended he wasn't worried about the tyought of the tall and handsome American getting in a fight even though he really was. He wanted to ask Nagi if the clairvoyant who wore cream colored suits had called him or anything, but he new Nagi was busy because he went on a date with Omi to Disneyland for valentines day and he didn't want to interrupt them even though he pretended like he would.
Just then the door opend and Schuldich's bioluminescent green gaze focus on the honey-touched coffee gaze thbat came from the doorway.
"Bradly!!!" the sadistic telapath German exclaimed loudly.
"Schu, I am back" the glasses-wearing AMerican said. I had to stop on the way because I FORSAW that you had a Vallentine's surprise for me, but I didn't have one for you yet so I had to get one for you."
Schuldich gazed deep into Crawford's mind and SAW that the raven-haired future seer had stopped at the Weiss flower shop and bought flowers and the white assassins hadn't attacked because it was a special holiday and a time for peace. Then the ma with the glinting glasses gave a big boquet of red roses to his faavorite mind reader
"Bradly, there really pretty but you already know what I'm giving you now..." he trailed off, trying not to look as sad as he felt.
A gaze from orbs the color of carefully polished antique furnature caught his own liquid emerald gaze.
"My gift did not show me what you were giving me Schuschu, just that it would be something very precious." explained the future-gazing assassin.
Schuldich smiled then and it was a true smile and not his usual evil smirk. He grabbed Crawford's smooth, perfectly manicured hands with his own delicate, pale hands and pulled him back to the bedroom they shared because he wanted privacy and Farfarello was still bleding candy hearts with ketchup and cackling psychoticly.
After he had shut the door the Schwarz assassin with flame colored hair kissed his American leader passionately and they kissed until they were both out of breath and then Schuldich pulled away and said "Bradly, ever since you found my on the streets when I was a heroin addicted prostitute I knew you were the one for me and I wanted to give you all of myself"
"Schu..........." Crawford said, his milk chocolate with almond colored eyes gazed softly into the other assassins orbs the color of the jungle in spring.
Schuldich spoke again in a voice full of love as he combed his long delicate fingers in Crawford's perfect sorft raven hair. "I asked Nagi to help me, and he used his telekinetic powers on me to build some of my internal organs into a womb."
The glasses wearing plotter gasped in shock and surprise.
"Yes, Bradly," said the telepath also known as Mastermind, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to give you a child."
Crawford smiled and his eyes were glistening with unshed joyful tears. "Schuschu" he said, "That is the most wonderful gift you could ever give me. Let's create our child right now."
And the tall American pulled the jade-eyed German gently over to the bed and pushed him down. Then they both undressed slowly while kissing.
The two Schwarz assassins tenderly made love for many hours until they both came at the same time, gasping eachothers' names.
"Bradly," Said Schuldich in joyful wonder, I can sense a new life growing inside of me now!"
"Our child will surely be beautiful and talented" said Crawford, and then they went to sleep in eachothers' arms and dreamed of the family they would raise lovingly.
Author's notes: this is unbetaed because my muse would be crushed if people tried to stifle my art with too much worrying about grammar. I thoug about writing a Sch/Farfie fic, but I though that might get too out of character. If I get more than 20 reviews, I might write the sequel or maybe the Omi/Nagi side of the story. No flames :(
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